Funny thing

Someone sent me this so I thought I would share:



WHY WE SPLIT UP...

She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore and I'd

have to quit drinking.



Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her

how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she

needed the make-up to look pretty for me.



I told her that's what the beer was for.



I don't think she's coming back.....