Saturday, September 30, 2006

Reason #27 I grow my own food:

Look closely at the package just below the words Fresco Lavado.
(You may need to click on the picture for a better view)





Don't forget this brand of fresh lettuce, folks. (Just proves that we MUST wash our lettuce, AGAIN, in those packages) - ?What probably happened is, the water the lettuce was washed in contained polliwogs and these became fresh new frogs, right in the packages. So if you're looking for salad fixin's with a little more body, (in lieu of chicken) - then be sure and try this brand. Don't forget, it's the extra care that companies take that makes the difference

Someone emailed this to me.

Friday, September 29, 2006

Thought I'd share another email I received:

FALL CLASSES FOR MEN
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, August 28, 2006
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.



Classes begin Monday, September 4, 2006
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesday at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours ! Beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Whew, what a day. I rolled out of bed at the crack of NOON. Talked myself out of doing laundry. Talked myself out of going grocery shopping. Rewatched my Taz dvd while having lunch. All of this wore me out so I took a nap. Had an interesting conversation about which of the Ed's is better. I think "double D" is the best, he thought Eddy was. Yep, not having anywhere to be is real rough.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Have you ever just been happy to be alive? For some reason when I woke up today I was happy just to know I was alive. Weird, huh?
My last day at MCS came and went quietly. I'll miss working with Mike and dropping by to flirt aggravate visit with Elliot. Don't get used to my absence though man because I WILL be dropping by as often as possible! I am taking a couple of weeks off before I start the next chapter in my life. I will be catching up with some friends and some housework and I will be getting together with that old flame soon. I decided on the first dress by the way. I wouldn't be able to wear that second one without wondering what it would look like on Elliot, thanks for ruining that outfit for me. (Haha, that was a joke!)
I think that is all for now. Hope everyone has an enjoyable rest of the week.

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Emotional weekend

Friday night was obviously bad. One of those nights that I felt too lonely. This whole career change has taken its toll on me, worse than I had expected. This weekend also marks the anniversary of when a childhood friend of mine was killed. There was an accident where he worked and he didn't make it. We had been very close for years so naturally this weekend is always a rollercoaster of emotions. I remember the crazy things we did and it makes me laugh. We had lost touch the last few years of his life. I saw him about a month before it happened. It was the first time I had seen him in years, we talked for a few minutes about old times. He asked if I wanted to go see a movie with him that night. For whatever reason I couldn't go so I had to tell him no. We made plans to get together another time. The next time I saw him was at the funeral. Actually I didn't even see him then, it was closed casket. It bothers me that I wasn't able to go see that movie with him, even now I can't watch the movie he wanted me to go see.
Anyway, enough of that.

Saturday, September 23, 2006

I hate nights like tonight.

I ate WAY too much chocolate so I can't sleep. As I wander around my quiet house I am reminded how alone I feel. During the day I stay busy enough that it doesn't bother me, but the night, the night is another story. I really thought my life would be different than it is now. Not exactly sure how, just know I thought it would be different. I was never one that subscribed to the belief that you should get married right after school and live happily ever after. I always thought it was better to have a life between leaving your parent's and getting married. Which I did, but somewhere along the way I forgot to take the time to find the one. I guess I got too caught up in the career mode and failed to focus on the personal life. So here I sit, alone on yet another Friday night trying to decide where I went wrong. I've had dates and men I really liked. I mean liked well enough to want to make a life together but something always goes wrong. I'm not sure if men are intimidated by my job or if I am just not a likeable person. Not as in liked as a friend, but liked in that deeper intimate way.
Okay, I probably shouldn't write when I'm in this kind of mood. I need to find something to counteract the over dose of caffeine. Good thing I'm not on call anymore. And while I'm on that topic, I still don't know if I made the right choice, but there is no turning back now. Anyway, I need to go now.

Friday, September 22, 2006

Number 9, Number 9

Yanks celebrate ninth straight AL East title

Way to go guys!
(Yes I know this happened a couple of days ago, I forgot to mention it.)

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Question.....

I saw something today that made me think. It said "Friends are like balloons once you let one go you can't get it back". Or something like that. Anyway the point is, do you think that is true? I think you can get it back but, depending on the reason, it may never be the same again. What does everyone think?

Sunday, September 17, 2006

I want another opinion please...

I talked to that old flame I had mentioned, the one who is single again. We made plans to meet up in a couple of weeks. I am a little nervous which is silly because I've known him seems like forever. Anyway, I was trying to decide what to wear. Would one of these outfits be a good choice?






Saturday, September 16, 2006

I want your opinion

I was looking through some old photos and it made me think that maybe I should do something different with my hair. So, what does everyone think?
Should I get it cut:


Or let it grow long again:


My garden was heavenly looking in this picture don't you think? :)

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Yesterday was relatively calm at work, thank goodness! I got all the paperwork caught up and had time to make a few phone calls. I finally called Liv. We made plans to get together one day. If I calculated right, there should be a couple of days after I leave before she starts back. If not, then we can work something else out. Nothing much else going on.
I wanted to share another email I received. So Liv, Chloe, Nomi, and the very few other female friends I have, this is for you!


Thank you all for being my "sister".


Subject: Sisters

A young wife sat on a sofa on a hot humid day,
drinking iced tea and visiting with her Mother. As they talked about
> life, about marriage, about the responsibilities of life and the
> obligations of adulthood, the mother clinked the ice cubes in her
> glass thoughtfully and turned a clear, sober glance upon her daughter.
>
> "Don't forget your Sisters," she advised, swir ling the tea leaves to
> the bottom of her glass. "They'll be more important as you get older.
> No matter how much you love your husband, no matter how much you love
> the children you may have, you are still going to need Sisters.
>
> Remember to go places with them now and then; do things with them.
>
> Remember that 'Sisters' mean ALL the women... your girlfriends, your
> daughters, and all your other women relatives. You'll need other
> women. Women always do."
>
> 'What a funny piece of advice!' the young woman thought. 'Haven't I
> just gotten married? Haven't I just joined the couple-world? I'm now a

> married woman, for goodness sake! A grownup! Surely my husband and the

> family we may start will be all I need to make my life worthwhile!'
>
> But she listened to her Mother. She kept contact with her Sisters and
> made more women friends each year. As the years tumbled by, one after
> another, she gradually came to understand that her Mom really knew
> what she was talking about.
>
> As time and nature work their changes and their mysteries upon a
> woman, Sisters are the mainstays of her life.
>
> After over 60 years of living in this world, here is what I've
> learned:
> Time passes.
> Life happens.
> Distance separates.
> Children grow up.
> Jobs come and go.
> Love waxes and wanes.
> Men don't do what sisters do.
> Hearts break.
> Parents die.
> Careers end.
>
> BUT......
> Sisters are there, no matter how much time and how many miles are
> between you. A girl friend is never farther away than needing her can
> reach.
>
> When you have to walk that lonesome valley and you have to walk it by
> yourself, the women in your life will be on the valley's rim, cheering

> you on, praying for you, pulling for you, intervening on your behalf,
> and waiting with open arms at the valley's end.
> Sometimes, they will even break the rules and walk beside you or come
> in and carry you out.
>
> Girlfriends, daughters, granddaughters, daughters-in-law, sisters,
> sisters-in-law, Mothers, Grandmothers, aunts, nieces, cousins, and
> extended family, all bless our life.
>
> The world wouldn't be the same without those women, and neither would
> I. When we began this adventure called womanhood, we had no idea of
> the incredible joys or sorrows that lay ahead. Nor did we know how
> much we would need each other. Every day, we need each other still.
>

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

WOMAN'S POEM...
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages me back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.


A Man's Poem...
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
Who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
Doesn't rhyme and I don't give a CRAP.

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Spock, Elrond and Elliot?

I was able to find that jacuzzi and it was very relaxing, at least while I was in it. Unfortunately that was a very short-lived feeling. When I got back to my empty house, reality set in again. I was well on my way to getting depressed when there was a knock at the door. I wonder who that could be? I'm not expecting anyone. I took a second to pull myself together and opened the door. It was Elliot. What was he doing here? He asked if I had coffee. "I didn't know you were stopping by." He apologized for not calling first and said he could come back later if it was a bad time. I assured him it was okay but that I wouldn't be the best company. He understood. After I put the coffee on we talked about how difficult it was knowing whether a decision was the right one or not. I'm still not sure but there is no turning back now. We talked about me spending more time with him, Liv and Eli. They know I have been busy lately, thank goodness, otherwise I would have to try and explain the real reason I haven't visited them more often. I'll tell him one day but not now, it might make things different and I have enough changes going on right now. I sat in the floor while he went to fix our drinks. He always makes them stronger than I do which was a good thing last night. He sat down beside me as he handed me a drink. It was good. I didn't want to talk about me and he didn't want to talk about him. That is when things got weird. I had been watching a special about the 40th Anniversary of Star Trek so I suggested talking about who was more powerful-Vulcans or the Elves from Tolkein's books. Things get fuzzy after that. I vaguely remember him kissing my forehead as he was leaving. Of course that could have been an Irish coffee induced dream. Uh-oh, I think I called him "El". He hates being called that. Oops! Anyway, I woke up this morning with a headache and a little soreness from sleeping on the couch so I am turning the phones off and going back to bed.

Saturday, September 09, 2006

It's all over but the crying...

I FINALLY got all the loose ends tied up at work. Everything is ready for Mike's new partner to move into my desk. Whoa, that just almost made me cry. Anyway, I'll still be around the squad for another couple of weeks but I won't really be involved in any major cases except under an extreme emergency. After that I am taking a week or two off just for me. I'm planning a mini vacation to go visit some old friends. It should be fun. An old flame of mine is single again and rumor has it he was asking about me. That should make the trip a little more interesting. I'll let you know if anything exciting happens. As for today...I'm looking for a jacuzzi to relax in because the past few weeks have been busy and stressful and I feel the need to pamper myself.

Friday, September 08, 2006

Still busy so I thought I'd just share another email. Yeah, I know that's the lazy way to do it, but I'm tired.


The Bathtub Test

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.

During a visit to the mental hospital, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"


DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?


Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Quick update...

I'm trying to make sure things are in order before Mike's new partner gets here so I have been very busy. I think I've done all I can now, almost. Still a couple of loose ends I need to tie up. He liked the shirt by the way. I think I'm really going to miss working with the big goof. I'm really going to miss a lot of people but we promised to keep in touch. That is about all I have time for now.

Sunday, September 03, 2006

Today

I slept most of the day. It was great because I was exhausted. Although, I hate wasting a day off by just sleeping because I have so much to do around here. I haven't given my place a good cleaning in quite a while. Where is that drunk-hyper maid when I need him? I HAD to go shopping, which I hate, but I had no food and my desire to eat was stronger than my hatred of shopping. Cripes, I forgot to get ice cream. Anyway, while I was out I saw this shirt that reminded me of Big Mike so I had to get it:



Think he'll like it?
I got to get this stuff put away and I should probably consider doing laundry again. Hope everyone has a safe and happy Labor Day.

Friday, September 01, 2006

Whew, bad headache today. I feel miserable AND I have no ice cream. I talked to Mike a couple of times this week. He seems to be almost feeling better, maybe. I told him to suck it up and get his butt back to work! I'm kidding. I told him to take care of himself and asked if there was anything I could do for him. I even said it in my sweet little baby voice, okay I did that part just to bug him but still! I sure am glad it's the weekend...no wait, I have to work tomorrow...but Sunday, SUNDAY is mine ALL mine! Got to remember to turn my phone off that day! I have to do something to get rid of this headache enjoy another email I received:


SUPERMARKET SURROUND SOUND

The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.