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Point Of View

I've heard it said, "Don't go to bed
while hanging on to sorrow.
You may not have the chance to laugh
with those you love tomorrow.

You may not mean the words you speak
when anger takes its toll.
You may regret your actions
once you've lost your self control.


When you've lost your temper
and you've said some hurtful things,
think about the heartache
that your actions sometime bring.

You'll never get those moments back,
such precious time to waste,
and all because of things you said
in anger and in haste.


So if you're loving someone
and your pride has settled in,
you may not ever have the chance
to say to them again ...

"I love you and I miss you
and although we don't agree,
I'll try to see your point of view,
please do the same for me."

Author Unknown

Email I received, thought it was funny enough to share:
(Maybe it's just me but I think judge #3 might be Logan)


Sorry, but I had to forward this...it is funny...
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> 'Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy; and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted and became Judge 3.'Here are the scorecard notes from the event:
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> CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI...Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.Judge # 3 (Frank) -- Holy crap, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy.
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> CHILI # 2 - AUSTIN'S AFTERBURNER CHILI...Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.
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> CHILI # 3 - FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI...Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick.Judge # 2 -- A bit salty, good use of peppers.Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting a buzz from all of the beer.
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> CHILI # 4 - BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC...Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the beer maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. This 300 lb.. woman is starting to look HOT... just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac?
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> CHILI # 5 LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER...Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted, and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really ticks me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw them.
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> CHILI # 6 - VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY...Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers.Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. SuperbJudge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I crapped on myself when I farted, and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my butt with a snow cone.
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> CHILI # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI...Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I am worried about Judge # 3. He appears to be a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldnt feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing it's too painful.. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.
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> CHILI # 8 - BIG TOM'S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI......Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge #3 farted, passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. poor feller, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili?Judge # 3 - No Report

Subject:

A love story

Date:

Wed, 17 Oct 2007 14:40:29 +0000

Love Story

I will seek and find you . .
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu

Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!

AAARRRRRGGGHHH!

I've got an earworm and it's driving me CRAZY!!!!! I can't get that darn song about a Green Tamborine out of my head!!!!!!!! Someone make it stoppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!

email thing

It's easier to just post it than try and email it to everyone.


It's harder than it looks!
> Use the 1st letter of your LAST name to answer each of the following... They have to be real places, names, things... nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same initial. You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question.
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> Last name: Barek
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> Famous artist/band: Bad Company
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> Four-letter word: bite
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> US state: No fair, there isn't one that starts with a B
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> Boy name: Blake
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> Girl name: Betty
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> Occupation: Bartender
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> Something you wear: Boots
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> Celebrity name: Brigdett Bardou
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> Something found on your plate: Bacon
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> Reason for being late: blood pressure problems
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> Something you shout: Back off!
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> Body part: Bone

Come on Elliot, you know you want to do this thing.

Not to be out done..

Here are my choices for costumes:

I don't know why...

...People send me such weird stuff but:
Click here
(The cursor makes it move)

Just for fun:

A friend showed me this weird place so I had to try it:
Get your Goth name here
Mine is: Chaotic Kittie