Saturday, August 25, 2007

Ok I was bored:

How Will I Die Quiz

How Will I Die Quiz

You will die at the age of 112

You will be killed by Rosanne Barr when she snaps on day in the street

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Which Smiley Are You



Reality TV Show Quiz

How Will I Die Quiz

Your perfect Reality TV Show would be

The Polygamist

Contestants race to see who can marry the most people in 10 weeks

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Thursday, August 09, 2007

Never shaking hands again!!!

> During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter
> of urine.
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> In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with
> 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)
>
> An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
>
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> In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
>
> Annually you will shake hands with 2 women who have recently masturbated
> and failed to wash their hands.
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> Annually you will shake hands with 26 men who have recently masturbated
> and failed to wash their hands.
>
> In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty
> linen basket.
>
> At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a
> cold sore from one of the guests.
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> Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
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> HAVE A GREAT DAY...
> ....and wash your damn hands


>
> **recieved via email**

Monday, August 06, 2007

No time for coffee...

I got to see Elliot today. First time in a VERY long time. I didn't get to visit with him as long as I wanted to but I had an appointment that I couldn't be late for. Seeing him for such a short amount of time only made me miss him more. I spent the rest of the afternoon worrying about him. I promised I would call him, maybe he should've promised to answer the phone!

Saturday, August 04, 2007

Yay

Congrats to my man A-Rod for being the youngest player to hit 500 homeruns!!!!

Oh and I changed the layout a bit. What do you think about it?