Crazy

Since I'm afraid Ames might hunt me down, I thought I should give a few details about the new man in my life.
His name is JP, I'm not going to tell you what is stands for so don't ask. He goes by JP. ;) He's not involved in any type of law enforcement. We met while I was on a bad date with someone else. It was at a business-type party and my date decided to spend his evening hitting on some blonde in a short skirt. I didn't know anyone else there so I sat at a table in the corner. JP walked by a couple of times before he spoke. He claims he kept chickening out. We talked for a while and the rest, as they say, is history.
Let's see what else might you want to know about him? Oh what he looks like! He looks like a younger version of this guy on a TV show I used to watch...