Tuesday, September 12, 2006

WOMAN'S POEM...
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages me back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.


A Man's Poem...
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
Who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
Doesn't rhyme and I don't give a CRAP.

4 comments:

Ames said...

I LOVE it!!!

Dude, that's freakin awesome! Now, if only it weren't true...

Anonymous said...

A liquor store, yeah, that would be nice.

Unknown said...

That's so great!!! (and so true!)

Nomi said...

How true. How typically true. Are all men jerks...?