I went by to see the baby last night. As expected he was adorable. Liv looked tired but that was expected too. I remember how it was when my sister first had a baby. Sleepless nights, crying for no reason...and that wasn't even the baby. When her kids were little I swear they were allergic to silk because everytime I had a silk shirt on they got sick on me.
It was nice to get out and visit with Eli, Liv, and Elliot. I had to go to the store first and pick up some ice cream since I didn't have any at the house to take with me. I surprised Elliot by getting that nasty Birthday Cake flavor...yuck...I also got them a box of Ding-Dongs. It was a good time.
Sunday, July 23, 2006
Saturday, July 22, 2006
Do you ever feel like you just don't belong anywhere? Like you're just going through the motions and nothing you do really matters? That is how I've felt lately and I'm not sure why. It's not like something happened to bring these feelings on. I just woke up one day and felt like that. I was hoping it would pass but so far it seems to be getting worse instead of better. There I go being all whiney again. Maybe I'll snap out of it soon. In the meantime, I am going over to see the baby.
Thursday, July 20, 2006
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
I think I'm melting. Do you remember the ending of "Raider's of the Lost Ark" when they opened up the Ark? All those guys faces melted, THAT'S how my face feels when I'm outside. My computer had a heat stroke or something because it's has not been co-operating with me lately. I wanted to put up a cool picture of Johnny Depp but that won't be happening today! Nothing much has been going on I just thought I would put up a short note so everyone would know I am still here.
Sunday, July 16, 2006
An email I received:
REAL STORIES SUBMITTED BY DOCTORS
> >
> >
> > 1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to
> > have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff,
> > rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and
> > began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed
> > that there were several cabs and I was in the wrong one.
> > Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX.
> >
> >
> > 2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope
> > on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's
> > anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed.
> > "Yes, they used to be," replied the patient.
> > Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA
> >
> >
> > 3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I
> > told a wife that her husband had died of a massive
> > myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later,
> > I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that
> > he had died of a "massive internal fart."
> > Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg
> >
> > 4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment
> > with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor,
> > that he was having trouble with one of his medications.
> > "Which one?" I asked. "The patch, the nurse told me to
> > put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out
> > of places to put it!" I had him quickly undress and discovered
> > what I hoped I wouldn't see. Yes, the man had over fifty
> > patches on his body! Now, the instructions include removal
> > of the old patch before applying a new one.
> > Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair, Norfolk, VA
> >
> > 5. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked,
> > "How long have you been bedridden?" After a look of complete
> > confusion she answered..."Why, not for about twenty years -
> > when my husband was alive."
> > Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson, Corvallis, OR
> >
> > 6. I was caring for a woman and asked, "So how's your
> > breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for
> > the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the
> > taste" the patient replied. I then asked to see the
> > jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled "KY Jelly."
> > Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit, MI
> >
> > 7. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a
> > young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker
> > Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing
> > strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined
> > that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was
> > scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was
> > completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff
> > noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and
> > above it there was a tattoo that read, "Keep off the
> > grass." Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon
> > wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which
> > said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."
> > Submitted by RN no name
> >
> > AND FINALLY!!!................
> >
> > 8. As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB, I was
> > quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams.
> > To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a
> > habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady upon
> > whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out
> > laughing and further embarrassing me. I looked up from
> > my work and sheepishly said, "I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?"
> > She replied, "No doctor, but the song you were whistling was,
> > "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener".
> > Dr. wouldn't submit his name
> >
> >
> > 1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to
> > have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff,
> > rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and
> > began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed
> > that there were several cabs and I was in the wrong one.
> > Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX.
> >
> >
> > 2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope
> > on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's
> > anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed.
> > "Yes, they used to be," replied the patient.
> > Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA
> >
> >
> > 3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I
> > told a wife that her husband had died of a massive
> > myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later,
> > I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that
> > he had died of a "massive internal fart."
> > Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg
> >
> > 4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment
> > with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor,
> > that he was having trouble with one of his medications.
> > "Which one?" I asked. "The patch, the nurse told me to
> > put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out
> > of places to put it!" I had him quickly undress and discovered
> > what I hoped I wouldn't see. Yes, the man had over fifty
> > patches on his body! Now, the instructions include removal
> > of the old patch before applying a new one.
> > Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair, Norfolk, VA
> >
> > 5. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked,
> > "How long have you been bedridden?" After a look of complete
> > confusion she answered..."Why, not for about twenty years -
> > when my husband was alive."
> > Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson, Corvallis, OR
> >
> > 6. I was caring for a woman and asked, "So how's your
> > breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for
> > the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the
> > taste" the patient replied. I then asked to see the
> > jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled "KY Jelly."
> > Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit, MI
> >
> > 7. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a
> > young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker
> > Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing
> > strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined
> > that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was
> > scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was
> > completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff
> > noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and
> > above it there was a tattoo that read, "Keep off the
> > grass." Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon
> > wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which
> > said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."
> > Submitted by RN no name
> >
> > AND FINALLY!!!................
> >
> > 8. As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB, I was
> > quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams.
> > To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a
> > habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady upon
> > whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out
> > laughing and further embarrassing me. I looked up from
> > my work and sheepishly said, "I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?"
> > She replied, "No doctor, but the song you were whistling was,
> > "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener".
> > Dr. wouldn't submit his name
Saturday, July 15, 2006
Funny thing
Someone sent me this so I thought I would share:
WHY WE SPLIT UP...
She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore and I'd
have to quit drinking.
Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her
how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she
needed the make-up to look pretty for me.
I told her that's what the beer was for.
I don't think she's coming back.....
WHY WE SPLIT UP...
She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore and I'd
have to quit drinking.
Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her
how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she
needed the make-up to look pretty for me.
I told her that's what the beer was for.
I don't think she's coming back.....
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
Just in case anyone was wondering: It is hard to maintain a relationship when both parties work all the time. Well HE works all the time, I just work about 98% of the time. I suppose I should just be grateful for the time we do have together. Just cherish it and quit whining.
Can you believe they let Logan get by with that fake holiday? I mean really, a slurpee holiday on 7-11? That is just...Actually it's pretty ingenius, wish I would have thought of it.
Elliot-You know I'm always up for a Stabler adventure. So if you are in need of, what did you call it, hyphenated fun? You can call me. Especially if I'm supposed to be working.
Can you believe they let Logan get by with that fake holiday? I mean really, a slurpee holiday on 7-11? That is just...Actually it's pretty ingenius, wish I would have thought of it.
Elliot-You know I'm always up for a Stabler adventure. So if you are in need of, what did you call it, hyphenated fun? You can call me. Especially if I'm supposed to be working.
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
Not in the mood to get into any details of my life this week, but I wanted to post something so I just did a couple of these silly things:
| Your Love Number is 2 |
![]() Of all the numbers, you are the most caring and empathetic lover. Unselfish and humble, you find it easy to forgive your sweetie's mistakes. At times, your need to please can be come a bit too needy. As long as you remain somewhat independent, your relationships are perfectly balanced. |
| Your Bunny Look Is |
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Monday, July 10, 2006
Saturday, July 01, 2006
To whom it concerns:
Hello,
I will be gone for a few days.
Hope every one has a happy fourth. Have fun and stay safe!
I will be gone for a few days.
Hope every one has a happy fourth. Have fun and stay safe!
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