Interesting

This is what today's candy wrapper said:
When two hearts race, both win.

Took me a while to figure out what that one meant. It is a sweet thought.

I'm still around, things have been extremely busy. A real post will be coming soon. Until then:
How was everyone's holiday?

Wa-Hoo

I can't believe I agreed to go to Wang's. The things I do to make my partner happy. At least I think I have convinced him that we should get it to go. I hate the way that place smells and I really hate the way I smell after sitting in there for an entire meal. He never said for sure when we would go so I could be safe for another couple of days. It has occurred to me that I have been out with Mike over the past few months more than I have been on actual dates. We always have a good time though, so I guess I can't complain. I'll let everyone know how it goes.

Is it only Tuesday?

It can't just be Tuesday, can it? I sure hope the rest of the week goes quicker than the past two days. Mike had a fight with Munch this weekend. I hope they patch things up soon. They have been friends for a very long time and it's sad to see them fight. Mike is beyond cheering up right now, believe me, I tried!
I didn't do much of anything this weekend. Watched the Yanks come from behind and win one day! They lost the next day though.
Nothing else going on this week. I'll let you know if anything changes.

Words of wisdom from candy wrappers:

Temptation is fun...giving in is even better.

Lose yourself in a moment.

Smile. People will wonder what you've been up to.

Sometimes one smile means more than a dozen roses.

It's definitely a bubble-bath day.

I've been reading Steven King's new book CELL. I am enjoying it so far but have decided to NOT answer my cellphone anymore. I had to put it down for a while because it was weirding me out a little.
Today's plan was to do as little as possible, but I am out of food so I have to go shopping. I hate shopping. Anyone want to do it for me?
The Yankees are playing the Mets shortly so I will be watching that. I kind of have a crush on one of the players. I should've bought tickets so I could see him live, but I didn't. I really didn't feel like going to the ballfield alone.
Tonight's plan is: Have an X-Men mini marathon. I want to get psyched up for the premiere of X3 next weekend!

Just for those keeping score: Munch still isn't talking to me, Logan is still being weird, and Stabler is now officially the coolest guy I know.

WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO

5.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.

8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)

11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

This is how my day has been:

Munch is not speaking to me.
Mike is being weird in a whole new way. Which is a good thing I guess because he seems a bit happier. Still, weird is weird.
I haven't seen Elliot or George much lately. I guess they have lives.
Someone asked me out today (for the weekend) and I just may go. Actually they asked a few days ago but since I was kind of seeing John I told them no. I guess he heard John was mad at me because he left me a voicemail today and said the offer was still good. I haven't called him back yet. I should probably do that soon. I don't know. What does everyone think, should I go?

Thought I'd share an email I received:

Subject: Odd Thoughts
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(OM.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour.
(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

Monday is the cruddiest day of the week

It's Monday. To quote Garfield: I hate Mondays!
John eventually came by to see me but all he wanted to do was talk about Mike. Apparently he overheard part of a phone conversation and thought I should know about it. "I was not there, so how am I supposed to know who he was talking to?" As if just because we're partners, we have some sort of psychic connection. I'll spare you all of the details of that little debate. It ended badly though. He accused me of not caring about Mike. He yelled...I yelled...he left...I watched a ballgame and tried to decide why I like men in the first place.
Sounds like a great weekend, doesn't it?
I got to go, Mike finally got a real desk and for some reason I told him I would help him move his stuff.