Never shaking hands again!!!

> During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter
> of urine.
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> In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with
> 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)
>
> An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
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> In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
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> Annually you will shake hands with 2 women who have recently masturbated
> and failed to wash their hands.
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> Annually you will shake hands with 26 men who have recently masturbated
> and failed to wash their hands.
>
> In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty
> linen basket.
>
> At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a
> cold sore from one of the guests.
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> Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
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> HAVE A GREAT DAY...
> ....and wash your damn hands

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> **recieved via email**