Definitions:

Eight Words with two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) noun
Female......Any part under a car's hood.
Male......The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adjective
Female....Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.......Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) noun
Female...The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male...Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) noun
Female....A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male......Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) noun
Female....A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male......Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) noun
Female....An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male......A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) noun
Female......The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male...Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) noun
Female....A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male.....A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.


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